Lou Reed - New York Telephone Conversation

I  was  sleeping,  gently  napping,  when  I  heard  the  phone
Who  is  on  the  other  end  talking,  am  I  even  home
Did  you  see  what  she  did  to  him,  did  you  hear  what  they  said
Just  a  new  york  conversation,  rattling  in  my  head

Oh,  my,  and  what  shall  we  wear
Oh,  my,  and  whop  really  cares

Just  a  new  york  conversation,  gossip  all  of  the  time
Did  you  hear  who  did  what  to  whom,  happens  all  the  time
Who  has  touched  and  who  has  dabbled  here  in  the  city  of  shows
Openings,  closings,  bad  repartee,  everybody  knows

Oh,  how  sad,  why  do  we  call
Oh,  I’m  glad  to  hear  from  you  all

I  am  calling,  yes  I’m  calling  just  to  speak  to  you
For  I  know  this  night  will  kill  me,  if  I  can’t  be  with  you
If  I  can’t  be  with  you